Been thinking about the problem with Mahmoud. Perhaps we should be putting up “I love Mahmoud Ahmadinejad” signs and calling for him to surrender to the infinite virtue and forgiveness of the universe. Then when he’s not looking, pack him off to the funny farm?
Not only does Mahmoud Ahmadinejad think that he is GOD, he is literally GOD. Quite obviously. I am waiting for the next sura to emanate from his very lips. The metaphysical truth – There was no Holocaust. The 20th Century is a myth. How very postmodern. I know a few people who sound like him sometimes, most of them are nuts.
Obviously if he was actually ON, speaking the TRUTH, he would be saying: There was NOTHING and there was EVERYTHING. THE HOLOCAUST MEANS NOTHING AND IT MEANS EVERYTHING at least from an existential perspective.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad the all-powerful, all-knowing and all-seeing. Mahmoud the TRUTH. The unmoved mover, the causeless cause of all causes. GOD on EARTH. Surely the man is immortal? Able to prove to us his indestructible nature? I say, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad can stop a bullet with his teeth?
Virtues ascribed to the Prophet Mohemmed, which can be ascribed to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – a man of good lineage, clear conscience, able to pass the various tests put to him. Let’s test him now.